Taking Up More Than My Fair Share

By Pants

“So I talked to Overly Fond of Sleepovers Best Friend today. She said she heard I was moving out of our apartment.”

“What? Is there something you want to tell me?”

“No no, I just thought it was funny because… where’d she hear that? What is it with the rumors running rampant lately.”

“True. You should’ve told her I kicked you out because you got too fat.”

3 Responses to “Taking Up More Than My Fair Share”

  1. Disturbingly Potent Says:

    Why didn’t you get the big bedroom? You take up way more room than your roomie.

  2. Roomie Says:

    True. I tried to tell her that. She just wouldn’t listen. But I’m going to start spreading it around the class. That seems to work.

  3. Charlotte Says:

    um, someone needs to stop calling my friend fat. *glares at pants*

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