Thus far there are three major contenders vying to sponsor my medical education:
Creamsicles
Cheese
Hospital Machine Hot Chocolate
I’m not ashamed to admit I have consumed more of these items in the past 10 weeks than I have in the whole of my life prior.
All efforts to increase my knowledge appear usurped by a more dedicated attempt to expand my waistline.
This is excellent news for my future. I mean, who won’t want an overweight, highly educated, past her fertile prime woman in their life? The personal ad practically writes itself.
November 8, 2007 at 7:22 pm
you stop talking about my friend like that!